Arcane Initiates Club

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We Know You're Here
You don't find us. We find you. But if you insist on being proactive, you may use one of the following methods. Choose wisely.

For the impatient or technologically primitive

SEND A SIGNAL
Letters must be written in Latin or invisible ink. Allow 3-6 months for response, assuming the courier owl survives.

For the modern initiate

Email: ascend@arcaneinitiates.club

For more options, use the bubble button at the bottom to contact us via modern channels.

For the truly dedicated

Telepathic Communication

Sit in a dark room at 3:33 AM (local time). Light one black candle and one gold candle. Stare at a mirror. Think your message clearly and slowly. We will hear you.

Note: Please do not attempt this during the Illuminati’s lunch hour (12:00 PM – 1:00 PM EST). The psychic reception is poor.

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