Before You Apply, Know This
“Will I lose my soul?”
No. Your soul is yours. We just borrow it on weekends.
“Do I have to hurt anyone?”
No. Violence is crude. We prefer persuasion.
“Can I leave once I join?”
You can leave, but you cannot un-know what you learn. We prefer members for life. Death counts as leaving.
“What if my family objects?”
They will understand when you buy them a house.
“Is this a cult?”
No. Cults worship leaders. We worship results.
“Will I get rich immediately?”
Wealth is a byproduct, not a guarantee. Focus on enlightenment. The money follows.
“Do celebrities really join?”
Some do. Some don’t. We don’t kiss and tell. But yes.
“What if I’m not special enough?”
If you’re reading this page, you’re already more special than 99% of the population. The remaining 1% is your competition.
Read This Before You Click Submit above
We do not offer:
Instant gratification
Overnight success
A get-rich-quick scheme
A social club
Bragging rights (if you brag, you’re out)
We offer:
A lifetime of purpose
Access to the world’s most powerful network
Knowledge hidden for centuries
A legacy that outlasts you
The satisfaction of helping guide humanity’s future
If this sounds like what you’ve been searching for…
There is only one thing left to do. Click the “I AM READY TO ASCEND” button above.
The Waiting Game
Once you submit, several things happen immediately:
Your application enters our encrypted database
Your digital footprint is analyzed
Your name is whispered in the weekly council meeting
You are assigned a case officer (codename only)
You will begin to notice… changes
Signs That You Are Being Considered:
You see the number 33 more frequently
Strangers smile at you knowingly
You dream in gold and black
Your intuition sharpens
Things start going unusually well for you
Signs That You Have Been Rejected:
Nothing happens. Ever. You will never hear from us.
Your emails bounce back
You develop a sudden, unexplained interest in knitting